i almost got hit by a truck this week.
i was out walking monday
and on my way home
i was crossing the street
in a cross-walk
with a cross signal
when some idiot
making a left-hand turn
wasn't paying attention
and failed to yield.
luckily i was paying attention.
i had to sprint
and then jump sideways
to avoid getting hit.
i regretted it immediately afterward.
could have made some money off that.
you know that trend right now
where people just put on clothes
willy nilly
with no regard for
coordinating patterns and colors . . .
not a fan.
i know it's supposed to be artistic
and hipster-y
but mostly they just look sloppy.
and color blind.
and generally like a homeless person.
i was out walking monday
and on my way home
i was crossing the street
in a cross-walk
with a cross signal
when some idiot
making a left-hand turn
wasn't paying attention
and failed to yield.
luckily i was paying attention.
i had to sprint
and then jump sideways
to avoid getting hit.
i regretted it immediately afterward.
could have made some money off that.
*****
the fan on our a/c went out last night.
agony!
spent the evening and whole night
sweating and feeling cranky.
this morning the thought of putting on pants
was just too much.
so i wore a skirt.
a skirt!
me!
it's that hot, people.
*****
you know that trend right now
where people just put on clothes
willy nilly
with no regard for
coordinating patterns and colors . . .
not a fan.
i know it's supposed to be artistic
and hipster-y
but mostly they just look sloppy.
and color blind.
and generally like a homeless person.
1 comments:
hit by a truck?! oh my goodness. when i was in AZ with my SIL last fall some kids weren't watching and ran their BMX bikes into her car -- it took us over an hour to calm down. i cannot imagine how shocked you must have felt. so glad things didn't end badly for you!
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