today i arrived at the post office at 8:30 a.m.
the post office doesn't open until 9:00 a.m., which was okay
i was just there to use the little automated number in the lobby.
as i was going about my business i kept hearing a pounding.
when i was done with my business i peeked around the corner
and saw a guy standing at the pick-up window
(the one that doesn't open until 9:00 a.m.)
he kept pounding on the door, trying to get someone to come answer it.
apparently he's the exception to the opening time of the entire united states postal system.
if i'd known i was going to be in the presence of such an important person today
i would have dressed up a little!
*i hope they didn't answer that door.
for no reason
i'm getting plenty of sleep and i'm not overexerting myself
it just is
and it's annoying
the temperature went back up into the triple digits three days this week
mother nature is fired
it's the last week of september for pity's sake!
i want 70's and i want them now
i have the strong desire to cut my hair
maybe i should just do it and get it out of my system
i've never been
the promise of the need for a coat has me delirious
it's supposed to rain, people, rain!
have you ever heard of anything more wonderful?
(what can i say, this heat is making me cranky!)
sitting in their secret spots
trying to catch people speeding
this enrages me so much i want to swerve and hit them
i shall explain
if the police had other things under control
then i wouldn't mind it so much
but they don't
two weeks ago someone burglarized our neighbors garage
the next night someone tried to break into my dads car
a year and a half ago our truck got stolen
and then broken into two more times all in one month
so, as long as i'm dealing with these shenanigans
don't want to see their sorry butt parked on the side of the road
do something useful
(i say this as a person who hasn't had a speeding ticket in over ten years)